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(Updated 03/18/2008)
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4WH Report
Who, What Where, When and How. Who went fishing, what they caught, When the action took place, where they went and how they presented.
See Also: The Law of Diminishing Returns
As good as skunked
No fish worth keeping.(See Also: Keeper)
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Bad Hand
Eveleth / Ely Lake colloquialism - in a fish house, a condition that occurs when a fisherman finishes his Hamms, puts down the can, and is left with an empty hand.
e.g., "Hey, I gotta bad hand over here!"
Bait Rape
When a fish takes your bait while avoiding the hook.
Bombing Run
Going in to town either for a drink or to purchase off sale liquor for later consumption.
Butt F'N Cold!
When it's so cold that a freshly cleared hole ices over in about 10 seconds - it can only be considered that cold when a person is angling without a shelter.
e.g., "It's not just cold, it's butt f'n cold!"
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Crowd
Three people crammed into a two person house.
Dead sea, The
Lake Mille Lacs in central Minnesota
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"Eel Pout, Eel Pout, Eel Pout!"
A chant issued by a competitive ice fisherman with the intent of magically transforming the large fish on his partner's line into a lowly Burbot. It works (Much to the recipient's chagrin) - approximately 25 percent of the time.
Extreme Old School
No shelter, no electronics, Hand Auger
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Free Range Maggot
A waxworm or eurolarvae that is dropped in favor of a bite on your second line. Said creature is then free to crawl away from wherever it landed.
Free Range Minnow
A minnow that becomes unhooked while landing a fish. Still alive, the crippled fish swims in confused circles in the hole until either it is retrieved, finds its way down the hole or succumbs to its injuries.
George Jetson
Someone obsessed with the latest electronics and gizmos. The opposite of an old-schooler.
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Hardcore
Old School Angling in subzero (Butt F'N Cold!)temperatures.
Harvey Wallbanger
Any loud drunk capable of shamelessly approaching a stranger's portable shelter and engaging in a semicoherant conversation with the startled occupants inside.
Hole Hypnosis
A trance-like condition induced by staring down a hole drilled into the ice, while ingesting moderate to severe amounts of carbon monoxide. Accute cases involve abrupt loss of depth perception, especially when uninterrupted attention is focused on a bobber or stike indicator in excess of 45 minutes.
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Jaques Cousteau
A person who owns an underwater camera.
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Keeper
Any fish capable of providing fillets larger than a vandekamps fish stick.
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Law of Diminishing Returns, The
Close friends or relatives have approximately a 50% chance of receiving an accurate 4WH Report. Strangers have virtually no chance.
Making Ice
The popping and cracking of lake ice caused by expansion and contraction. Typically occurs at night or on extremely (Hardcore) cold days.
(i.e., "Boy, she's really makin' ice today!")
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Old School
No Shelter, No Electronics
See Also: Extreme Old School
Prairie Dogging
A condition associated with making it off the lake minutes or seconds prior to an imminent bowel movement.
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Skunked
No Fish (See also: As good as skunked)
Spoon-on-a-Stick
Antique Swedish style cutting device (Not an auger proper) featuring an offset shaft tipped with a cup shaped bore.
Spud
Common name for a large heavy ice chisel used for starting or creating ice holes. Also used to describe the person operating said chisel when they a) start chiseling the ice with 20 or 30 feet of your shelter or b) operate it during the morning or evening bite or other prime fishing hours.
Steve McQueen
Any lake ice motorist who travels in excess of 30 MPH with little or no regard to the proximity of other anglers or property.
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Territory Marker
Those patches of 'Yellow Snow' you see out on the lake.
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